And here’s Joe the Plumber, milking it.
Also from the Observer, we gain literary prowess! Donald Trump called it “garbage,” but really it’s everything we aspire to be—“cruel, brilliant, beautifully written and perfectly designed, and feared by all.” Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Spy Magazine has been digitalized.
Yo Kanye, I’m really happy for you, and I’mma let you finish, but Justin Bieber had one of the best uninformed abortion sound bites of all time. So stop trying to one-up him.
Wait, what? Is that you, Justin Bieber? Oh sorry, didn’t recognize you WITH YOUR NEW HAIRCUT!!!
‘Til next week!