Word On The Street Is…

Bill O’Reilly is offensive?  Surprise, surprise. The political commentator caused Whoopi and Joy Behar to walk off set on The View when he said that “Muslims killed us on 9/11.”

A porn star’s positive HIV test result has scared many in the industry, as the clinic will not reveal the name of the performer. Yet another surprise in the media — who knew porn stars could contract STDs?

A UFO was sighted over Manhattan on Wednesday afternoon. The object was never identified and this story suggests that there will be no official explanation of its presence. Apparently aliens are not nocturnal.

President Obama is related to Sarah Palin, genealogists say, through a common ancestor named… John Smith. Yep, John Smith.

Don’t let the bedbugs bite! Bedbugs are infesting New York City from private residences to movie theaters. Call the exterminator.

All 33 of the trapped Chilean miners , plus the six rescuers who entered the mine, have resurfaced alive and ready to rejoice.

A live gubernatorial debate will take place on Monday, October 18 at Hofstra University. All seven candidates will be present to add their two cents.

A study done on Stanford undergraduate students has revealed that romantic love can actually block physical pain. “All you need is love”… if you break your leg.